ASLEEP AND PLACES LIKE IT EPISODES

There are three parts to each podcast:

Stories, mostly humorous.

A fake professor with good news for older people.

A burlesque guitarist, Jimmy Innuendo, who tries to help.

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 Episode # 1 ~Asleep And Places Like It

Werner’s Version ~ In which Werner Claptrap warns against gravity poisoning and informs  listeners of the AMAZING HEALTH BENEFITS of Sex and Sexiness.

Cartoon 1: ‘Morning Broke In On Nostrils O’blique’

Jimmy’s Turn

#1

Episode #2 ~ Asleep And Places Like It

Werner’s Version ~ In which Werner Claptrap lists FIFTEEN HEALTH BENEFITS of Sex and Sexiness for older earthlings.

Cartoon 2: ‘Aunt Panorama’s Ant-O-Rama’

Jimmy’s Turn

#2

Episode #3 ~ Asleep And Places Like It

Werner’s Version ~ In which Werner Claptrap promotes and encourages attendance at  BURLESQUE SHOWS AS AN IMPORTANT PART OF A HEALTH REGIMEN.

Cartoon 3: ‘Electric Edward’

Jimmy’s Turn

 # 3

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Episode #4 ~ Asleep And Places Like It

Werner’s Version ~ In which Werner Claptrap briefly describes TEN SIGNIFICANT HEALTH BENEFITS of Sex and Sexiness.

Cartoon 4: ‘Danger Is My Breakfast’  with John Szostek

Jimmy’s Turn

 # 4

Episode #5 ~ Asleep And Places Like It

Werner’s Version ~ In which Werner Claptrap describes the BATTLE  between the Fight or Flight Hormone, CORTISOL and the Love Hormone, OXYTOCIN ~

Cartoon 5: ‘The Gargoyle’s Day Off’

Jimmy’s Turn

 # 5

Episode #6 ~ Asleep And Places Like It

Werner’s Version ~ In which Werner Claptrap offers examples of humorous word play in the form of SEXY EUPHEMISMS

Cartoon 6: ‘Sherlock Holmes: The Bumps Of The Goose’ with John Szostek

Jimmy’s Turn

 # 6

Episode #7 ~ Asleep And Places Like It  jimmy-innuendo

Werner’s Version ~ In Which Werner Claptrap offers up some examples of

SEXY JOKES.

Cartoon 7:  ‘Dream Management’ with John Szostek

Jimmy’s Turn

# 7

Episode #8 ~ Asleep And Places Like It

Werner’s Version ~ In Which Werner Claptrap comments on young people’s ATTITUDES about Sex and older people

Cartoon 8: ‘Hob Nobbin’ With Bob Goblin’ with John Szostek

Jimmy’s Turn

# 8

Episode #9 ~ Asleep And Places Like It

Werner’s Version ~ In which Werner Claptrap offers more sexy wordplay in the form of DOUBLE ENTENDRE’ and INNUENDO

Cartoon 9: ‘The Rollers’ 

Jimmy’s Turn  

#9

Episode #10 ~ Asleep And Places Like It

Werner’s Version ~ In which Werner Claptrap discusses the DIRTIFICATION OF SEX and historical sexual misconceptions and stupidities, taking special aim this time at  St.Augustine of Hippo.

cover-image-for-asleep-and-places-like-itCartoons 10: ‘Believe It Or Don’t Believe It,’ with John Szostek

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‘Brainco’s Electrobrain Headband!’ written by John Szostek

Jimmy’s Turn

 # 10

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